captivi

Captivi is a comedy by Plautus

every educated person has read it. It is about hostages

a must in my hostage rescue operation

A loving father searches for his son, who was abducted as a child

In the end, after all the trials and tribulations, there is a happy ending

bei dem die Geisel sagt

Our Father, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Your kingdom come

Innerhalb der iIrrungen und Wirrungen ist zu bedenken ds es sichbei Geiseln um spechnde Eselsärschchen handet. Ihr ihr Eselsarch wrd hur dan ersohlt, wenn sie nicht sagen

Father, your will be done. They like to do that because they have the Arsheri, so they are a bit prudish and come from Tel Aviv. Tel Aviv was part of Liebanon at the time of Plautus.

and what does the poet want to tell us with this

Really good skaven who like to say "Our Father, Thy Will Be Done" are asochistic, Aramaic-speaking Syrians and Lebanese. They also like to wash women's feet. One of them comes from Nazareth, a suburb of Siporia. It is not Jesus of Nazareth, because he lived 300 years later. The exploration of religion only began around 1860. In the Habsburg Empire, the Turks had direct access to such results.

donkey asses

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Neranjahu is now in ooen war with Abu Mohammed Al julani ( fightername) In a few days, the IDF has bombed 500 targets in Syria. In Lebanon, the highest mountain was occupied to protect against the Syrians.. Israel has invaded Syria. nobody can know how this war will end. so let me explain the funny header. What is funny. the problem with salafistic

how to pay attention to the Magrebesel the Ass of Africa

Black Wizard of OZ (Nahal)

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I want to bring the spottergirlsof nahal Oz out of gaza. I hope i can say we. We want to get get the spotter girl out will the blaclk wizard of oz do it probbalyy not but there are differn proballitys

The black wizared of OZ

(On the skin)

one of the most hunted men in Israel. And we have some News. But we want before an interview by frenzied reporters (freelancers) from Haaretz (newspaper) and CNN news

out of the dark

please please, I beg on my knees

get me out of here

become a sex slave at:

I love you

and because I love you remember

every tear is a pearl with which you can pay for entry to Paradise!!

Corpus Christi

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Wellcome in the hell where The Pasha of fucking will fuck you beffore you undewete anything Reind. your aster illbee a Transssylvanien. And so you have to knen this Way

fighters who are either members of IS or are close to it. At the beginning it is mainly Snoopy's spotter girls:

Daniela Gilboa, Naama Levy, Liri Albag and Agam Berger.

These must not become fascists (better the German word "faschistoid" )immediately after their release from Hamas custody and claim: the worst thing for a woman is not death but a life as a slave of the harem. They preferred to live a Slave und they have continue to o so. But of corse only for a limited time and without rape. as comfortable as possible and we have to set the rules now

set the rules

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Setting the rules will be very difficult. We not only have to set the rules for the spotter girls but also for the mothers and everyone who takes part.